Sam Winchester falls into a vat of boiling fruit. Jam Winchester.
Sam Winchester is on a farm. Lamb Winchester.
Sam Winchester is a con artist. Scam Winchester.
Sam Winchester is a fake. Sham Winchester.
Sam Winchester is an incredible towel. Sham Wowchester.
Sam Winchester lies across a stream. Dam Winchester.
Sam Winchester starts an explosion. Bam Winchester
imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit
ff youre a dude hugging another dude you have to pat his back exactly 3 times or else you fall in gay love with him. Sorry I dont make the rules
my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana
and i mean my dad’s a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers
so someone gets paired with the banana
the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”
it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”