I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.

richardspeightchristmas:

jadefyre:

rhymenocerous:

jadefyre:

jadefyre:

thedecayed:

jadefyre:

Sam Winchester falls into a vat of boiling fruit. Jam Winchester.

Sam Winchester is on a farm. Lamb Winchester.

Sam Winchester is a con artist. Scam Winchester.

Sam Winchester is a fake. Sham Winchester.

Sam Winchester is an incredible towel. Sham Wowchester.

Sam Winchester lies across a stream. Dam Winchester.

Sam Winchester starts an explosion. Bam Winchester

hohoholmescest:

imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit

drowning-in-humans:

castielcaeks:

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue

and then sprinkle salt onto the glue

HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

this is the most intelligent post i have ever seen

caswantsthed:

#Remember that time God told his angels to love humans more than they loved him

#And then one of them actually did

maisyisntonfire:

p-lester:

i think dan falling off his chair pretty much sums him up as a person

can we just

danisnotonthechair

kanyewestevil:

ff youre a dude hugging another dude you have to pat his back exactly 3 times or else you fall in gay love with him. Sorry I dont make the rules

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana

and i mean my dad’s a software engineer

so all in all this is highly suspicious

i asked my dad about the banana and

apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers

so someone gets paired with the banana

congragulation:

the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”

it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”